Funny Philosophy Quotes
Sometimes, great thinkers do have a sense of humor. 
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” ~ Mark Twain
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ~ Albert Eintein
“A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” ~ Friedrich Neitzsche
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” ~ Mark Twain
“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” ~ Socrates
“Anything too stupid to be said is sung.” ~ Voltaire
“If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.” ~ Albert Einstein
“The great question – which I have not been able to answer is “What does a woman want?” ~ Sigmund Freud
“Love is a serious mental disease.” ~ Plato
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~ Albert Einstein
“I think, therefore I’ll think.” ~ Ayn Rand
“Philosophy is common sense with big words.” ~ James Madison
“I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi.
“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.” ~ Aristotle
“An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?” ~ Rene Descartes
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