Hope you enjoy this selection of funny philosophy jokes:
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The First law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong.
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? Read the rest of this entry
President Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan Quotes:
“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
“Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.”
“All great change in America begins at the dinner table.” Read the rest of this entry
Plato (left) and Aristotle (right)
Aristotle was a Greek philosopher, student of Plato, and teacher to Alexander the Great. He is regarded as one of the most important founding figures of Western philosophy. Here are some of Aristotle’s most famous and profound philosophy quotes:
“Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
“Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.”
Sometimes, great thinkers do have a sense of humor. 
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” ~ Mark Twain
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ~ Albert Eintein
“A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” ~ Friedrich Neitzsche Read the rest of this entry
The Philosophy of Albert Einstein
“All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.”
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” Read the rest of this entry
